There’s an old television set at the end of the alley that continuously plays static at midnight, even when its not plugged in. One night a loli approached this TV while it was playing static and she broke it with a hammer. The static leaked out of the screen and created a static loli, named Static-chan. Static-chan immediately broke into a record store and lifted the music out of the vinyl records so that they would only play surface noise, the music out of tapes to just be tape noise, and replaced the audio on CDs with pure white noise. She used the white noise of the ocean to travel to Oakland where the Bandcamp HQ is. She infects their servers which replaces all of the music on Bandcamp with shitty HNW. The loli who let Static-chan escape now feeds Static-chan expired Precure curry, which causes Static-chan to turn entirely red. Her eyes explode and when she talks its the sounds of blenders. The loli realizes there’s morse code hidden in the blender sounds that reads the following [FULL TITLE IN DOWNL